Suggestions for Sarah

I, like almost every other human being on the planet, watched with rapt attention last night as Sarah Palin delivered her much anticipated hatchet job on everyone democrat. I’m not going to discuss her outdated hair-style or her bitchy, whiny voice. I don’t want to comment on her complete lack of understanding of the basic rudiments of spoken grammar, or her inclusion of countless incorrect facts. You don’t need to hear about how I was sickened by her mean-spirited screeching attacks on several nice men. I’m not going to lash out at her with my liberal invective because I think the poor, silly woman deserves our pity.

However, I feel I must comment on Sarah’s offer to be an advocate for special-needs children and their families once she is safely installed as Johnny-Boy’s VP. Let me respond to this offer with a resounding “NO THANKS.” She obviously hasn’t even taken the time to research the syndrome that her own baby son was born with. Trig has Down’s Syndrome. Almost all children with this particular condition have severe immune system issues. I was flabbergasted when I saw her parading him around in that convention venue among tens-of-thousands of people. Very poor judgement. Down’s children also lack the cognitive filters that help them deal with environmental stimuli. In other words, what she subjected that beautiful baby boy to last night amounted to torture. Very poor judgement.

I have a few questions for Maverick Sarah. Why did you hide your pregnancy from everyone, including your own family, for several months. Some of your friends say that you were deciding whether or not to terminate said pregnancy. Please explain. You have been attacking the “liberal” media for not respecting your family’s privacy. Why was it okay for you to expose them to the scrutiny of millions of people? Please explain.