I’ve Been Meaning To Tell You …
Did anyone out there in T.V. land notice the smirk on Bushie’s face when he gave his State of the Union speech. I have finally, after much careful thought, figured out why he was smirking. He just can’t keep a straight face anymore when he lies to the American people. In his last S.O.T.U. we heard all his standard bull - He’s made our country bigger, safer, stronger - just better all around. After years of his failed policies, we all know that his egotistical claims couldn’t be further from the truth.
Thanks to butt-head Bush’s cowboy diplomacy, our international standing is at an all-time low. His economic policies have catapulted us into a recession. He continues to ignore huge problems like global warming and out-of-control health care costs. It would seem that the state of our union is a whole lot worse than when Dumbya took office. (No, Dumbya isn’t a misspelling.) However, I have to give him credit. He has presided over the strengthening of a few other unions. For example, the union between Cheney and Halliburton is thriving, as is the union between the oil companies and their Republican flunkies in Congress. But if you’re living without health insurance, facing foreclosure, on the verge of losing your job, or have a loved one with a target on his/her chest in Iraq, the strength of these unions only serve to convince you that your government has abandoned you.
Remember: The worst job in the circus is cleaning up after the elephants.
“Yeah,” the man says. “I’m supposed to go dressed as my love life.”
“But you look like Abe Lincoln,” states the bartender.
“That’s right. My last four scores were seven years ago,” says Abe sadly.
Lessons
Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. In the rules it was stipulated, “Gentlemen Only - Ladies Forbidden.” And so the word “GOLF” became part of the English language.
Language
arrogate - verb - to claim or seize without justification “Gorgeous George made a horse’s ass of himself when he had the nerve to arrogate “Victory” in the Iraq War.
Little Dude
Roscoe and his sister.
Sleepy boys.
Me and my best friend Grayson.
Thumb practice. Notice the blanket marks.
It is NOT time for my nap.
Beautiful Mama - Handsome baby.
