He Could Be The One
Shhhhhh! I’m quietly tiptoeing back into the house after secretly snapping this picture of Mary Lou and her new beau leaving for the Christmas formal at the Humane Society.
At least he wears his glasses to drive. His name is Woofus B. Labovitch and he is seventeen. He has been accepted to Stanford and plans to study journalism. TOM AND I REALLY LIKE HIM. He drives a cute little bug, and even opened the car door for Mary Lou. She looked so cute in her plaid sateen formal. (I got her one of those SPANKS undergarments to kinda downplay her large bum.) She seemed really nervous. As you know liquor has been a problem for ML all of her dating life. Hopefully tonight she will be circumspect. I’ll let you know how her special evening works out. Tom is predicting she will return with a rumpled dress which is a sure indicator that some heavy petting took place.
Meghann Says:
Well? All of us loyal readers are waiting for a full report….did Mary Lou come home rumpled? As her older sister, I should share with her that playing hard to get is the only way to secure a solid hold on a man. You know what they say about giving the milk away for free!